1. Computer vision conference comparisons for football fans

People that I met who were not in computer vision field, frequently asked about how good vision conferences are, and how can we roughly compare them in terms of quality.

Here is my answer:
ICCV = FIFA World Cup
ECCV = EUFA Euro Cup
CVPR = EUFA Champions League

If those are not enough, here are some more:
ACCV = AFC Asian Cup
BMVC = English Premier League

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